Who Buys These Lies?

There is no end to the takes, fakes, and rakes confronting us every second, minute, and hour of every day. On air “personalities” reading stuff somebody has made up sometimes promoting with dumb ass lies like “you can’t make stuff like this up folks.” It is almost as if we have reached a point where nothing can be believed and I find the stupidity in most of it scary.

Nothing To See or Hear Here

Hello Fresh is 30% Cheaper than Grocery Shopping
(Why are they always giving so much away?)
Update 2024
America’s #1 Meal Kit now offering
one Free Breakfast item per box forever
for new customers with an
active subscription.
(What’s Next?)
Goodbye Fresh! Buy Nothing-Get Nothing!
All Good!!

Loudest Flavors Ever

They are Seriously Life-Changing Footwear

Smart Soap Dispenser

Study Shows Children Who Eat Less Weigh Less

One Size Doesn’t Fit All

Fastest Three Minutes^[1]no evidence for any of this and three minutes is three minutes

Nobody Like Soggy Fries/We Now Have Super Crispy Fries^[2]So no matter what you sold before, we can trust that you are now doing it right?

Wendy’s New Fries//Guaranteed Hot and Crispy or We’ll Replace Them^[3]With what, more crappy fries?^[4]Is this admitting that what was sold before was cold and soggy fries that were never replaced?

IBRANCE^® Puts the Brakes on Growth in Healthy and Cancer Cells^[5]But it can also cause side effects, some of which are serious

Zench “Financing That Works”^[6]Zilch “what you have left after financing with Zench

Real Customer (Not Paid for Testimonial)^[7]but paid

Same Actor Doing Real Patient and Real Client Ads

Real People Stories

Game Changing Underpants

Fall in Love with Your Hair All Over Again

Real Good Feet Story

President ^[8]the same guy whose growth policies and economic pillars led to the mess in the first place Has Agenda to Relieve Pressure on the Economy

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Another Take On Stealing

Socks That Make Everybody Feel Good

I Am Talking about the Natural Rejuvenating Way for Your Body to Heal Hisself (sic)…

Super Cruise Driver Assist Technology (SCDAT)

IT Super Cruise Rider Assist Pathology (ITSCRAP)

Leaf Burrito

…and it continues, seemingly endless in scope and shame…

CHIPOLTE//KRYSTEXXA//BRRAATTT//CHARMIN^[9]Lying is made easier but worse with real people stories and no-real people animated spots.

When You Start With Care, You Have A Different Kind Of Bank
A New Kind of Bank^[10]Do they give you money rather than steal it from you? WTF

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