Talk about Talking about Nil

Dear Weather People

No manner of body gyrating, posturing, or pleading will make the predictions represented by the pretty colors on the display come true or convince anybody that despite all the times you were wrong this time the tracking and predicting will be right. No measure of faith is gained from “hour-to-hour” or ten-day forecasting that does not come true. No confidence is gained spraying, spewing, or splashing “First Alert” or “Doppler Radar” or broadcasting bodycam footage while riding in the “Storm Tracker.” The absurdity of what you do is not helped but confounded by asking viewers to share their weather photos already posted on social media. In the end, there is no better weather report than going outside to have a look. Thanks for nothing, nix, nil, nada…!