Monthly Archive: April 2022

Simplify Everything

When I heard that team owners, coaches, and radio mouths spent hours arguing and opining about the hand size of college quarterbacks entering the NFL draft, I knew that this wouldn’t be solved by...

Moving On

Elon Musk offered more than $40 billion for vapor and then tried to bail on the deal when he found out there were a lot of fake accounts in his new acquisition and it...

The Town’s Youngest Savant

I’m not an interesting person; in fact, I’m a bit of a bore. Voltaire argued that “[t]he secret of being a bore is to tell everything,” but for me the tell is to say...

Lies Bothered Tony Too

Though generally of a favorable frame of mind, like me, Tony was bothered by disinformation, misinformation, and pisinformation. Here’s some nuisances he shared with me now and then. The Truth Can Be Annoying Good...

Drug Ads

Watching television with the sound off, I am frequently depressed by the number of advertisements there are for prescription and non-prescription products and disheartened seeing the side-effects “warnings” that often get more air-time than...

Good at Numbers

When a colleague asked me if I could analyze some data as part of a research project, I responded, “Of course I can, it’s just numbers.” My dad was the Assistant Manager of the...

Missed Chances

In 1977, I moved from State College, Pennsylvania to Gainesville, Florida with my family for a tenure-track position at the University of Florida. We survived the trip in a blue ’68 Chevy station wagon...

Patron Saints of Liars

In 1992, Ann Patchett launched a remarkable career with the publication of her debut novel, The Patron Saint of Liars. I am not much of a reader and have not read this work by...

Sleeping with Lady and Six-Toed Cats

Mrs. Tice commented on my first-grade report card: “Gets along well with others but seldom plays with them because he always has to have things “his way; is very good with numbers but has...

Sartorial Advancement

When I watch the first few minutes of a “draft” show with the sound off, I think about how repugnant and objectionable professional sports can be. Millionaires, soon-to-be-millionaires, and wannabee millionaires at all levels...