That’s a Lie

A report on a silly TV news station found that on average, more than half of Americans have lied, at least once, about their personal details, skills, experience, or references on their resumes.^[1]Ed: That is probably a lie. The number is probably much higher. Me: I know! Taking recent figures of the number of people hired, this could mean that an estimated 42.5 million Americans may have lied on their resume to get a job. This figure could be even higher for those who lie unsuccessfully and don’t get hired. Maybe. Maybe not.

Vicious Circle/Cycle of Lies

Don’t lie for me Mr. Santos. The truth is I’m not the liar.

Twisted Circle/Cycle of Lies

City’s Most Accurate Weather Forecast

Does Anybody Really Know

As I was walking down the street one day
A man came up to me and asked me
What the time was that was on my watch,
And I said:
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anybody really care?
If so, I can’t imagine why.

Weather Reporting Accurate To 3 Degrees

As I was walking down the street one day
A man came up to me and asked me
What the temp was in Iceland,
And I said
Does anybody really know what temp it is?
Does anybody really care?
If so, I can’t imagine why.

Cold Weather Tips^[2]Ed: Thanks for nothing!!

Dress in layers.
Cover exposed skin.
Limit time outdoors.

Hot Weather Tips^[3]Me: Thanks for nothing!!

Stay indoors.
Crank up the A/C.
Undress.