If She Dies
On his 80th birthday, Tony married a much younger woman. A couple of weeks before the event, he went to his doctor for a prenup checkup and prescription.
Doctor: “Congratulations, Tony. You are in great shape for a man of your age but I’m a little worried about one thing.”
Tony: “What’s up, Doc?”
Doctor: “At your age, sex can be dangerous.”
Tony: “If she dies, she dies.”
