Dailies

There’s something great about people being angry. Not a day goes by for me without irritation, rage, and madness from watching TV with the sound off-it’s a curse.

Breaking News: Surge in vasectomies.
Useless Precision: Weather accurate to 3 degrees.
Breaking News: Debate erupts over when it is too early to get dinner.

And there is always room for more…She is a Network Analytics Expert.

Blowing Smoke, Kissing Ass, and Wasting Words

…there’s a lot of good stuff going on...

…that’s a very very tough place to play...

…it’s just fun, it’s special, they have been waiting to start their own chants...

…they’re just doing a great job over there and they deserve a shoutout...

…we’re ready, and if we’re not ready, we are almost there...

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Annoyances

US-Based Customer Service (bad customer service but based right here in the Good Ol’ U.S.A.)

When You Do Something For A Long Time You Start To Believe You Are Good At It

TikTok Couponing Influencers/Smart Shopping Experts/Lactation Mavens

Not Real People Ads for TEZSPIRE, LEQVID, PEPTIVA, and “Enjoy the Go”

Find New Roads Ads

Eligible Patients Pay $0

“Most Accurate Weather”

Mask and Other Mass Hysteria

Rich People Telling Poor People What To Do With Their Money

Much-a-Do about Nothing//3-0 Start 24-66 Finish

War in Ukraine Causing Sunflower Oil Shortage

Twitter Storm of Mindless and Meaningless Tweets

When You Do Something For A Long Time You Start To Believe It Is Worth Doing

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Puzzles

How do baby rabbits know to run from humans or hide from the rain?

How do squirrels remember where they bury their nuts?

How do rabbits remember where they found an apple or carrot?

How does a $2 billion investment make the Internet more affordable than simply lowering the price for consumers?

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Well Bishop

That’s the biggest bag of bullshit I have ever seen anyone tote or heard anyone try to spread.

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

The definition of hopeless is doing the same thing over and over again without knowing the result.

The definition of genius is doing the same thing over and over again and getting a positive result.

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Words and Slogans for Sale

Evolve-Change is Good//Devolve-Change is Bad//
Involve-Change is Possible//Revolve-Change is Constant//

Be Iconic/Be Laconic//Endorsed by None/Exposed by All

These People Are Nuts

Only Love Can Make Such a Mark/Only Love Can Erase It

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Medical Marijuana

That’s the biggest bag of bullshit I have ever seen anyone tote or heard anyone try to spread.

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If a Tree Falls in the Forest…

Recent and Not So Recent Presidential and Vice Presidential Classified Document Discoveries

Millions Have Chronic Kidney Disease and 90% Don’t Know They Have It

Roll of White House Toilet Paper Discovered in Clinton Guest Bathroom

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Take It With A Grain of Salt

KISQALI^® Promotion: Proven to help women live longer lives.^[1]Ed: How? Me: I don’t know