Non Compos Mentis

Used to describe someone who is out of his or her mind and therefore not legally responsible for his or her actions, the phrase provides a cover for modern advertisers, influencers, and dissipaters. Consider the craziness these fools dispense under the guise of intelligence.

Madmen

[B]ad Men (Inclined to Deceive): We will beat any competitive [not competitor’s] offer.

You Shouldn’t Need to be Told: Available at Amazon.com [Amazon sells more than 12 million products, including books, media, wine, and services. If you include products sold by third-party sellers on Amazon Marketplace, the total number of products available on Amazon increases to more than 350 million. You are wasting money advertising that your product is “available” there when any numbnuts can search for it at the site.]

Influencers

Why do the hard work of bringing about change from a political office when you can do easy work as a “former” spewing disinformation talking heads want to hear on uncensored 24-hour news and podcasts?

Flimflam, Bullshit, and Not to be Outdone from Billionaires, and You Bet Your Pickled Peppers They Did

Launched in 1995 with expected unbridled narcissism, Google Search (also known simply as Google or Google.com) is a search engine operated by Google. It allows users to search for information on the Internet by entering keywords or phrases. Google Search uses algorithms to analyze and rank websites based on their relevance to the search query. It is the most popular search engine worldwide (Google AI Overview).

Launched in 2024, Google Assistant is a virtual assistant powered by Google’s vast knowledge base and advanced artificial intelligence. It excels in finding (now searching and retrieving) information due to its deep integration with Google Search, the world’s leading search engine. You can ask Google Assistant anything – from factual questions like “How tall is Mount Everest?” and “How many seeds in a watermelon?”  to complex queries like “What are some good Italian restaurants near me?”. It will tap into Google’s resources (using text and speech recognition) to provide accurate and helpful answers, often giving you a summary of the information and links to further explore (aka. expanded searching and retrieving).

Still, Google Assistant goes beyond just web searches. It understands the context and can follow up on previous questions. This conversational style makes it feel like a natural interaction and helps you discover additional information smoothly. Whether you’re looking for weather forecasts, sports scores, historical facts, or the latest news, Google Assistant is the ultimate AI assistant for finding the information you need.

And, btw, you can access Google Assistant from practically anywhere – your phone, tablet, smart display, smart speaker, TV, or even from your car (because that’s what we do now).

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