Christmas Eve Lies

There are no boundaries on lying and it seems there is no time more targeted for lying than Christmas Eve. Pleading hearts calling for assistance for those less fortunate. Admiring problems as if solving them. Telling part of the story ^[1]not exactly lying. Telling part of the story with part of the numbers^[2]analytical lying. Telling timeworn stories over and over again^[3]orchestrated lying. It is a terrible time of year.

And that’s not all. There is so much lost and unclaimed luggage after holiday and other travel f*$%-ups, that there is great profit in the unclaimed property business for those unafraid of sniffing, stealing, and selling stuff that belongs to others.

Hurry! Save $40 now.^[4]$20 on your next two orders.

Here for you 24/7.

Record snowfall may be arriving before midnight.

Seasonal Nonsense^[5]I smell profit here.

As if not pampered enough…

Hometown Lenders Bahamas Bowl
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Cricket Celebration Bowl
SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl
Jimmy Kimmel La Bowl Presented By Stifel
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Famous Idaho Potato Bowl
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Servpro First Responder Bowl
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Dewey Cheatim & Howe Bowl
Guaranteed Rate Bowl
Military Bowl Presented By Peraton
Autozone Liberty Bowl
San Diego County Credit Union Holiday Bowl
Taxact Texas Bowl
Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe Bowl
Cheez-It Bowl
Valero Alamo Bowl
Duke’s Mayo Bowl
Tony The Tiger Sun Bowl
Victoria Secret Nice Ones Bowl
Taxslayer Gator Bowl
Barstool Sports Arizona Bowl
Capital One Orange Bowl
Transperfect Music City Bowl
Allstate Sugar Bowl
Vrbo Fiesta Bowl
Chick-Fil-A Peach Bowl
Reliaquest Bowl
Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic
Cheez-It Citrus Bowl^[6]Can’t have too many crappy snack food bowls
SmokeItIfYaGotIt.Com Bowl