Monthly Archive: March 2022

Tired of Talk

A poorly-conceived and narrowly-shared lie is bad; a carefully-conceived and widely-shared lie is worse. Politicians, provocateurs, and other purveyors of the sometimes untrue thrive in spaces where there is no evidence and no immediate...

Saying Nothing At All

Sometimes the best thing to say is nothing at all. …he was just a guy with nothing to say but that did not stop him from talking incessantly… …I think this is a really...

Rest in Peace, Tony

Loving Heart Too Soon Departed Everywhere He Went He Farted Tony Schiavone was a friend of mine. Some called him an iconophile because he was agreeable, generally good-natured in debate or simple conversation, and...

Sandwich Man

Tony and I went to college on Staten Island. We were country kids surrounded by city kids with family names like Spaccarelli, Maccarelli, and Vermicelli and nicknames like “Pee Soup,” “Little Richie,” and “Verm.”...

La Dolce Vita

One of Tony’s greatest regrets was not learning Italian when he was young, and he often thought about it. On his 75th birthday, he just started speaking it fluently. He could not explain it...

‘Course I Talk Funny

There was a time when people didn’t have to worry about over-analysis and scrutiny from social media police. You could tell a story and without risk or worry about contempt or condemnation. You could...

Training in the Borscht Belt

Always the optimist, Tony was a master at promising to do what couldn’t be done. And while not always what he hoped, he came to accept the yin and yang of it’s just a...

If She Dies

On his 80th birthday, Tony married a much younger woman. A couple of weeks before the event, he went to his doctor for a prenup checkup and prescription. Doctor: “Congratulations, Tony. You are in...

A Litany of Litigation

It’s the new-new. The Internet and social media have made it possible to make a living lying and selling crap when the only qualifications for doing it seem to be having been around so...

Best-Selling Author

The literary world has reached a new level of shallowness. Today, the only necessary people in publishing are the writer and reader and time, space, and lies are all that stands between them. As...